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HumorRecently I read reports on the Internet and then I met another person at a coffee shop and both of them had confirmed that many senators are said to be closet homosexuals. In fact many lobbyists are known to be gay and they are actually prostitutes hired by corporations and the main goal is to get with the senatorial staffers in a very personal way.Often Senators and their staff will go to strategic planning meetings, which is a simple name for going out of the local pub in charging drinks...
I am of the opinion and many who study the legal industry or know from first hand knowledge that most lawyers are crooks. To prevent the lawyers and attorneys from ripping off the American people, corporations and government monies, which impact consumers, taxpayers and employees we must monitor or the legal profession more closely.We need rules and regulations for lawyers and we need to put RFID embedded sub-dermal chips in each lawyer's nose. We also need lawyers to take a lie detector...
He lay in the road and squinted up at the sun. The tar surface was hot and soft to the touch, and he liked the smell of it. There were no cars on the road. Only three people in the whole street owned a car, and they were away somewhere, probably at work, he supposed. He closed his eyes, and the world became orange. He thought of his dog, Bonzo, who was orange and white. The dog had a way of trotting at an angle, which the boy admired very much. Sometimes he tried to walk like that himself.The...
The new leftist President of Bolivia, Evo Morales, wasted no time sending his nation's underdeveloped economy into a tailspin by expropriating the assets of the energy companies who had made major investments in his impoverished land.
But, clever fellow that he is, he couched the counterproductive theft in terms of preventing the companies from stealing Bolivia's natural resources.
What, they didn't invest billions to drill? They didn't pump cash into the government's tax coffers?
What...
Laughter is a wonderful music to the soul. It is very contagious and affectionate. Children's laughter is so much fun to hear. To see their
faces smiling, and their whole bodies engaged, is a wonderful experience.There are different flavors of laughter for
everyone: deep belly laughs, ha ha's,
whinnies, silent laughs hidden deep on the inside,
and breathy explosions. Laughter is very good for us,
and we always want to laugh more. Laughter feels
great when shared. Sometimes...
Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had a nagging element to it.Experience has taught me I should never give in to these strange trespassers. Every time I entertain any of them, I'm the one getting burnt.This time was different. Don't ask me how it was different, or how I knew it was different, it just was. Of course, looking back...
Sometimes work can be the worst thing in life, it is generally viewed as nothing more than a means to an end. Most of the time the only thing that you really think about is, what am I going to do when I get out of this damm place. Then every now and again something very funny happens in work, and it changes your attitude, you realise work sometimes really can be enjoyable.The following extract is a true story that happened about 5 years ago....I worked as a vehicle engineer in the Army;...
We all love clowning around and playing the idiot bringing laughter to those around us but sometimes our antics seen as bit of fun can turn laughter into disaster. Circus Clowns are similar to that of the jester in many ways in how they entertained crowds of people with performances which included daft tricks and funny doings like face pulling even throwing buckets of water over fellow Circus Clowns.
As funny and hilarious as the clowns pranks are, what you have to remember is, these funny...
My Aunt Nita has volunteered us to make six Shoo Fly pies for the church homecoming supper. Not to mention a few extra ones for our company.I am particularly excited because the Rutherford's will be staying on at our house for the entire weekend. I was best friends with Charlene Rutherford when they lived down the block. Seems like they moved on to Houston just yesterday. In reality, it has been two years since Mr. Rutherford was hired for his computer knowledge by a company that even...
Since the 1950s, when short but fast players had a chance of making it onto a professional court - such as the legendary Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics, known for startling innovations like dribbling and passing behind the back - the sport has been dominated by ever taller athletes, starting with the arrival of Wilt, The Stilt, Chamberlain.
Now, The National Basketball Association has come to realize that the trend to tall has demoralized people of who fall within the usual range of human...
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, having recently agreed to return one of the finest vases in its collection from the Classical Age of Ancient Greece, has also consented to return the collected toilet seats from the ancient Cretan port city of Ephesus.
The decision has come as a welcome relief to the Greek tourist board, whose embarrassed guides annually answer the same question that tourists ask approximately a thousand times a day. The innocent travelers behold the long cement benches...
All my life I have had tremendous sexual energy. Lust that's been hard to work off. If this Olympian type carnality could have been properly harnessed... I would have been like King Solomon.With five hundred descendants.And God help the world if that was the case. One of me is enough.When you lust all the time, let's face it, even for the luckiest of us, Brad Pitt for example. I don't care who you are, there's only limited opportunities to expunge it.But it has to be expelled somehow.This...
The plan was very simple, all we had to do was go to the county fair in clown getup, and walk around giving kids the animal shaped balloons we made, do a few magic tricks, and perform a few stupid skits that clowns do. It is funny how some of the most simple times in life turn out to be among the most memorable. We arrived on a hot summer day, but everything started out just fine. A lot of children were running around on the carnival grounds with that dazed and excited look that kids get...
Today was the installation service for the new Dean of Manchester. I had been recruited to be the crucifer (cross bearer), mostly because I was the only one willing to give up my Saturday morning to attend church. I had toyed with the idea of attending the service anyway, since the Cathedral is my parish church. Also, I have learned to appreciate a good ceremony during my time in this country. The English are unparalleled in their ability to do pomp. The Church of England, in particular,...
Owning a BMW reduces risk of Prostate cancer?A recent study by the American Cancer Society showed that men who had more than 20 ejaculations per month had a 33% reduced risk of prostate cancer and men who had between 13 and 20 ejaculations per month had a 17% reduced risk.A recent poll by the German magazine, Men's Car, found that BMW drivers had more frequent sex than owners of any other make, with strangely, Porsche, at the bottom of the list, behind even Ford.So, it would seem to follow...
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